i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
this video will make your day better
Oh my god
I will never get tired of watching this.
hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Literally me all day today
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
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