nevvzealand:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
ohabutt:
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
browneyedreams:
connuh:
dootzy:
this video will make your day better
Oh my god
I will never get tired of watching this.
pelluit:
hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
letyaahairdown:
Literally me all day today
thebagofholding:
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob